Tim Ponzek - Maritally Challenged Lyrics

We went to see the marriage counselor
'Cause we thought our marriage was on the rocks
But we came home with our heads in a spin
Listening to the way they talk

We're not a couple in trouble
We're the maritallychallenged
We're no off our rocker
We're just mutually unbalanced
So we won't be separated
We'll be post-nuptially segregated
Choosing alternative lifestyles on the devotional fringe
We're the maritally challenged

It's not that you don't love me, you're only amorously deficient
The feelings that are missing are just emotional omissions
And we're not running around, we're seeking non-committal explorations
So we're not going to hell, we're headed for subterranean destinations

We're not a couple in trouble
We're the maritally challenged
We're no off our rocker
We're just mutually unbalanced
So we won't be separated
We'll be post-nuptially segregated
Choosing alternative lifestyles on the devotional fringe
We're the maritally challenged

It's not that we blow off steam, we vent our combustible aggression
And then when we don't talk, we're choosing non-verbal expression
And our problems living together are only co-habitual imperfections
So you won't be kicking me out, you'll be opting for thesolitary spousal ejection

We're not a couple in trouble
We're the maritally challenged
We're no off our rocker
We're just mutually unbalanced
So we won't be separated
We'll be post-nuptially segregated
Choosing alternative lifestyles on the devotional fringe
We're the maritally challenged
Oh yeah, we're the maritally challenged