Allepakcok - Hymn of the Car Salesman Lyrics

Dealer for the people
Dealer for my heart
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my soul
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my whole

Last name Elder
First name Scott
I don't know what you are
But I love you a lot

Take it from me, it's plain to see
I love Scott Elder with all I got
Unbeatable prices, unbelievable cars
When I look to the skies I don't see no stars
I just see Scott Elder
I just see Scott Elder

Dealer for the people
Dealer for my heart
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my soul
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my whole

Scottymon go 'til the day I die
Dreamcars Austin is on my mind
Scott Elder is my God, hear my cry
Scott Elder is my God, hear my cry

A poet of his ages
Hear his rhyme
His voice is scripture
It transcends time

The Bible, the Jewble
The Muslim one
But compared to Scott Elder
They're all blind

Dealer for the people
Dealer for my heart
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my soul
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my whole

Oh what can I say
'Bout my good lord Scotty
He's the church, the kind, the Illuminati
He's space, he's time, beam me up Scotty
He's space, he's time, beam me up Scotty

Dealer for the people
Dealer for my heart
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my soul
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my whole

Scotty had a dream
Ever since he was born
He made his first sales pitch
When he spoke his first words

I had a baby on the way
And my car had bruises
A mechanical breakdown
Someone get the nooses

But Scotty saved the day
And he made me a promise
I looked into his eyes
And I knew he was honest

He took me in his arms
And said my credit was fine
I knew it wasn't true
But he was just so kind

My transportation issues
Just a faraway dream
I knew for certain when I saw the gleam
The gleam, yes the gleam, when he smiled so wide

The gleam that showed you he was pure inside
He's pure inside
He's pure inside
He's pure inside

Dealer for the people
Dealer for my heart
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my soul
Dealer for the people
Dealer for my whole