Asher Roth - Lark On My Go-Kart - Album Version (Edited) Lyrics

Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get but from ms. muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus
Egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins
Suck a dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins
Any Tim Duncan, spur off the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit
Jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip sun now is some trick
Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this


Kinda like the blond Bob Saget
Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain
Chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes referral yea you gone need it
Yea got your Wii fit to practice your fris with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take a palsky
I'm a take lark on my go-kart

Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to asy racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth dot come
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chips I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my sips and then split


Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but still hardly court ball up balla
Yea I take to long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who my tryna impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts lucious
Just sent me a text
O-M-G your the be-E EST
If you tryna have sex
I'm the best at it!!