AtmosphereMusab Dungeons and Dragons cover

Dungeons and Dragons
by Atmosphere (Feat. Musab)
Lyrics and Meaning


Dungeons and Dragons Lyrics

Song Meaning
Verse 1
Â??Dungeons and Dragonsâ?? by Dr. Demento
Verse 2
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Verse 3
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Verse 4
Nightblade: Where are the Cheetos!
Verse 5
Graham: They're right next to you.
Verse 6
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Verse 7
Nightblade: Where's the Mountain Dew!
Verse 8
Graham: In the Fridge. DUH!
Verse 9
Galstaff: I wanna cast a spell.
Verse 10
Nightblade: Can I have a Mountain Dew!
Verse 11
Graham: Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew just go get it.
Verse 12
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the list?
Verse 13
Graham: Yes, any any of the first level ones.
Verse 14
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
Verse 15
Graham: What room?
Verse 16
Galstaff: I wanna cast magic missile.
Verse 17
Nightblade: The room where he's casting all these spells from!
Verse 18
Graham: He hasn't cast any thing yet.
Verse 19
Galstaff: I am though if you'd listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Verse 20
Graham: Why are you casting Magic Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
Verse 21
Galstaff: I- I- I'm attacking the darkness.
Verse 22
Verse 23
Graham: Fine fine you attack the darkness there's an elf in front of you.
Verse 24
Picard: Whoa! That's me right?
Verse 25
Graham: He's wearing a brown tunic and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Verse 26
Picard: No I don't, I have gray eyes.
Verse 27
Graham: Let me see that sheet.
Verse 28
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Verse 29
Graham: Whatever, ok, you guys can talk now if you want.
Verse 30
Galstaff: Hello.
Verse 31
Picard: Hello.
Verse 32
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, Sorcerer of Light.
Verse 33
Picard: Then how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
Verse 34
Verse 35
Graham: why- why- why- You guys are being attacked.
Verse 36
Nightblade: Do I see that happening!?!
Verse 37
Graham: NO! You're outside by the tavern.
Verse 38
Nightblade: Cool, I get drunk!
Verse 39
Graham: Ugh. There are there are seven ogres surrounding you.
Verse 40
Picard: How can they surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
Verse 41
Graham: No you didn't.
Verse 42
Nightblade: I'm getting drunk! Are there any girls there?
Verse 43
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Verse 44
Graham: But you never actually cast it.
Verse 45
Nightblade: Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Verse 46
Graham: Ugh. Yeah you are.
Verse 47
Nightblade: Are there any girls there?
Verse 48
Graham: Yeah!
Verse 49
Picard: I did though; I completely said when you asked me...
Verse 50
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you were casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Verse 51
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
Verse 52
Graham: You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Verse 53
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any girls there I wanna do them!
Verse 54
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.
Verse 55
Verse 56

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