Cledus T. Judd Man Of Constant Borrow cover

Man Of Constant Borrow
by Cledus T. Judd


Man Of Constant Borrow Lyrics

Song Meaning
Verse 1
Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
Verse 2
Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd
Verse 3
No sir somebody's already borrowed it
Verse 4
Constantly borrows everything
Verse 5
I'm the man of constant borrow
There's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He's the biggest mooch we ever known
Verse 6
Verse 7
My grass mowin
Bot I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say is though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did
Verse 8
He thought for sure that it was his
Verse 9
I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your Corvette
What do you mean you don't trust me
I never not brought it back yet
Verse 10
I don't think I could take that bet
You know dang well (he's gone away)
Verse 11
Well you may have heard of me
Cledus T J-you-double-D
Better known as the reining King of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair
Verse 12
I know that you think
I've got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I can't cut no wood
Since way fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair
Verse 13
Check his garage it's probably there
Verse 14
I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say
Verse 15
He has no plans to (really???) pay
Verse 16
Verse 17

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