Dante Augustus Scarlatti - Coathanger Alternatives Lyrics

Let's begin on a truth that we all can agree
Nobody of a sane mind wants to kill a baby
But your scientific calculations from questionable sources
Demand you preach a position that goes something like this

Conception can occur two weeks before sex
Which you didn't want to teach kids about
And you don't want to recommend
Services which make it 99% safer
And you don't want to allow surgery
To remove a simple cellular mistake
But when all is said and done and the baby has arrived
You couldn't give a s*** about it for the rest of its life
The mother's on her own without help from the government
Who for all intents and purposes forced her to have it

Yeh that makes sense!
Let's just keep procreating
And filling the earth
With children we don't need