Die Toten Hosen - Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (Buy Me) Lyrics

I know you really need it bad
You know this is true
I know I'm always on your mind
There's nothing you can do
I can make you feel alive
If the price is right,
So let's put the seal on this little deal
And I'll be yours tonight

So put your money where your mouth is
I know what's best for you
Just cough it up and let's get started
Anything will do so, come on, buy me!

I'm your rose pink Cadilla
Your sexy perfume spray
I'm your daily happy pill
I'll make you feel okay
I'm that special satin dress
That comes from Paris, France,
I'm your throbbing sex-aid toy that simulates romance

So put your money where your mouth is
I know what's best for you
Just cough it up and let's get started
Anything will do so, come on, buy me!
Why not try me
Come on, buy me!

Buy me
Buy me
Buy me

I am everything you need and everything you want,
Try my special offer, you can pay me by the month
All this and more, my dear, I'm the hottest deal in town
Call me day or night, you know, I'll always come around
You can trust in me 'cause I love to see you lay your money down

So put your money where your heart is
I know what's best for you
Just cough it up and let's get started
Anything will do
Come on, live now and pay later
Spend all you have and more
I'm your cornershop persuader
Adding up the score
So, come on, buy me!
Why not try me?
You know you like me!
Please buy me!
Come on buy me!