Gip Bwok - If You Say I Am Gay Lyrics

I want to be your chum
I want to sing and hum not be glum
I would feel dumb acting like a bum
I want to have fun and not act numb
Some say I don't have grit
And that I act effeminate
You can see that I'm straight
Since the girls I like to date

If you say I am gay
I will tell you no way
But I think its OK
If somebody's that way

I like to act merry
Guys are way too hairy and scary
Saying that I am gay is folly
I don't lick lollies I'm just jolly
Sometimes I dress in drag
Its a gag I am not a fag
Sometimes I am retro
But I am always het'ro

If you say I am gay
I will tell you no way
But I think its OK
If somebody's that way
If you think that I'm queer
You must think with your rear
Or have had too much beer
Since you aren't thinking clear

Sometimes I shake my hips
And put my pinky on my lips
But I must say oh no
It doesn't mean I'm homo

If you say I am gay
I will tell you no way
But I think its OK
If somebody's that way
If you think that I'm queer
You must think with your rear
Or have had too much beer
Since you aren't thinking clear