Hypothetical Vomit - Clonk, Ah Babe / Uh-Uh Lyrics

The barbecue was rotating
All of that meat, going at once
What a believable sight
The more recent time when I had one
The sausages stayed in place
What will come of this?

Clonk, ah babe
Clonk, clonk, ah babe
Do give me reasons
Why the pig is fat

Clonk, ah babe
Clonk, clonk, ah babe
Do give me reasons
Why the pig is fat

I sit and wait and sit
I wish there was more waiting
Bring me the scale, do you get it?
Jesse got it and he or she was the best

A separate story, just so
Glistening profusely as I wept
Strange, given my occupation
I work width, laughs aplenty

Clonk, ah babe
Clonk, clonk, ah babe
Convince me softly
Is the fat still there?

Clonk, ah babe
Clonk, clonk, ah babe
Convince me softly
Is the fat still there?

Clonk, ah babe
Clonk, clonk, ah babe
Convince me softly
Is the fat still there?

We can't think of what we're hearing first
Obviously put it in the front
If you can, reverse it if you can't
Always never sometimes
Doing them a favor
Spooning to a flavor
Crooning to a saver
Mooing to a neighbor

Uh-uh, uh-uh
Uh-uh, neighbor
Uh-uh, uh-uh
Neighbor's teeth issues
Uh-uh, uh-uh
I'm concerned
Uh-uh, uh-uh
Take the teeth, see them
A physician really thinks you need them