Jay Ducharme - The Zee Song Lyrics

Down in Zambogana
Where zarebas are zananas
They have zemstvos that zone zoos with such zeal
You hardly can believe that it's real
That zoophilic way that they feel
They formed some zollveriens to fine
The kine that zlipped the borderline
And when those cows were brought to their knees
They said we've done just what we please
Let's all go catch some zees

Zucchinis in zymosis
Zmell a lot like halitosis
But the zingare make zinfandel wine
From whatever zymed zucchinis they find
And a zillion yards of zoft zibeline
Then they barf into their zarfs
And count their zlory in the dark
And after that digest some zwieback and cheese
And after they've eaten as much as they please
They all go catch some zees

"Thus Homer was in rapture and Athens"

A little zapateado
And a zeugma zaid by Zeno
As he rode a zebra into Zaire
He heard Zola whisper into his ear
"Zephaniah prophecises your fear"
You may pay the zamindari
With the zesty zedoary
You can zleep on a zastruga and freeze
And after you've done just what you please
Feel free to catch some zees