Jesse Corti, Richard White, Chorus - Beauty And the Beast Gaston cover

by , & Chorus - Beauty And the Beast
Lyrics and Meaning

Jan 1, 2002

Gaston Lyrics

Song Meaning
Verse 1
Who does she think she is, that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one says no to Gaston
Verse 2
Heh heh. Darn right
Verse 3
Dismissed! Rejected, publicly humiliated
Why, it's more than I can bear
Verse 4
More beer
Verse 5
What for? Nothing helps,I'm disgraced
Verse 6
Who, you, never Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together
Verse 7
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
Verse 8
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Verse 9
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy, that Gaston
Verse 10
Give five hurrahs
Give twelve hip-hips
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
Verse 11
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
Verse 12
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating (Ptooey)
Ten points for Gaston!
Verse 13
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Verse 14
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door
Who's a super success
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G-A-S-T
G-a-s-t e
G-a-s-t-o, oh
Verse 15

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