Jocose Bird - Mugging Lyrics

There's a gentleman walking down music lane
About 34 years and he's white as an egg
Cash in his pockets and he's dressed to the tee
Well he's asking for a mugging if you want to ask me

Walk on down and turn around your asking for a mugging from me

There's flowers in the garden and glitter in the trees
A broken glass bottle is a diamond to me
I've got a thousand diamonds not a dollar you see
Looks like a muggings just what you need

I don't get much for being good looking
Nothing in the kitchen left worth cooking
You know when the bills got you badly bent
There's nothing like a mugging to pay the rent