lil dimwit - abstinence Lyrics

In today's corrupting world
There are an anointed few
Taking a stand against darkness and death
With a sacred mission to do
They are living a life above their demons
Fighting a battle each day
So when they arrive in the presence of God
They will hear him say
Good and faithful servant
Feel peace do not be nervous
This is my final verdict
My child, you are weary from urges that you buried
Thank you for not engaging in sex
Even once before you were married
That's why I'm committed to
Abstinence
Anything less would be blasphemous
You're at a party I'm through the fence
I'm really sexy in a moral sense
Abstinence
I'm absent from this
This meaning sex
Abstinence
Like mother Mary I'm a virgin
Had to be a very purging person
To all sex I've been divergent
Don't want to be a sinful merchant
I'm still waiting for the one
Because
That is when I'll fire my gun
Oh it will be so freaking fun
I will set my gun to stun
Oh we will do it all
We won't be taking any calls
From the ceiling to the walls
We'll have many curtain calls
But not yet
No, I didn't forget
Once you've done the act there is no going back
When Satan tempts and attacks
Keep that snake in your slacks
That's why I'm committed to
Abstinence
Anything less would be blasphemous
Still waiting building up my suspense
If I'm having sex it's in the future tense
Abstinence
I'm absent from this
This meaning sex
Abstinence
If I find myself in a tempting situation
With a fellow sister in Christ
The Spirit gives me the strength that I need
To not let myself be enticed
It's very hard to abstain from this bliss
But you must understand something miss
Your pelvic sorcery is grand
But you must remove your hand
In the name of Jesus Christ
Please don't take this as callousness
I really like your countenance
You make me extremely passionate
But I promised God that I would ration it
My meats off the menu I'm closing this deli
Let's cool down and watch a show on the telly
I really like when you rub on my belly
I just really don't want to end up burning in Helly
It's said that Abstinence
Is one-hundred-percent effective in preventing pregnancy
Who needs a condom when you have Jesus Christ
That's why I'm committed to
Abstinence
Anything less would be blasphemous
And when I do I'll be monogamous
I won't join you in Satan's gas furnace
Abstinence
I'm absent from this
This meaning sex
Abstinence
I don't mean to mock or to joke or to shock
I've put stock in the lock that God put on my cock
I won't hit it and quit it
He doesn't permit it
True evil is transmitted
That's why I'm committed to
Abstinence

In today's corrupting world
There are an anointed few
Taking a stand against darkness and death
With a sacred mission to do
They are living a life above their demons
Fighting a battle each day
So when they arrive in the presence of God
They will hear him say
Good and faithful servant
Feel peace do not be nervous
This is my final verdict
My child, you are weary from urges that you buried
Thank you for not engaging in sex
Even once before you were married
That's why I'm committed to
Abstinence
Anything less would be blasphemous
You're at a party I'm through the fence
I'm really sexy in a moral sense
Abstinence
I'm absent from this
This meaning sex
Abstinence
Like mother Mary I'm a virgin
Had to be a very purging person
To all sex I've been divergent
Don't want to be a sinful merchant
I'm still waiting for the one
Because
That is when I'll fire my gun
Oh it will be so freaking fun
I will set my gun to stun
Oh we will do it all
We won't be taking any calls
From the ceiling to the walls
We'll have many curtain calls
But not yet
No, I didn't forget
Once you've done the act there is no going back
When Satan tempts and attacks
Keep that snake in your slacks
That's why I'm committed to
Abstinence
Anything less would be blasphemous
Still waiting building up my suspense
If I'm having sex it's in the future tense
Abstinence
I'm absent from this
This meaning sex
Abstinence
If I find myself in a tempting situation
With a fellow sister in Christ
The Spirit gives me the strength that I need
To not let myself be enticed
It's very hard to abstain from this bliss
But you must understand something miss
Your pelvic sorcery is grand
But you must remove your hand
In the name of Jesus Christ
Please don't take this as callousness
I really like your countenance
You make me extremely passionate
But I promised God that I would ration it
My meats off the menu I'm closing this deli
Let's cool down and watch a show on the telly
I really like when you rub on my belly
I just really don't want to end up burning in Helly
It's said that Abstinence
Is one-hundred-percent effective in preventing pregnancy
Who needs a condom when you have Jesus Christ
That's why I'm committed to
Abstinence
Anything less would be blasphemous
And when I do I'll be monogamous
I won't join you in Satan's gas furnace
Abstinence
I'm absent from this
This meaning sex
Abstinence
I don't mean to mock or to joke or to shock
I've put stock in the lock that God put on my cock
I won't hit it and quit it
He doesn't permit it
True evil is transmitted
That's why I'm committed to
Abstinence