lil dimwit - hobbit feet Lyrics

I use my socks to cover up
A secret I don't share
I do not want to be abrupt
So you better beware
My toenails look like gargoyles
On Quasimodo's toes
But they look the most like a kind of foot
That everybody knows
Why do my feet look like hobbit feet
I just want to know
If I shave my leg hair
It comes back worse when it grows
Peter Jackson's makeup designer
Really did me wrong
I hate the way my feet look
It's the whole point of this whole song
There are palaces of calluses
That could never be removed
And hair on top of every toe
Like ten weird tiny dudes
It's hard having feet like these
Hating yourself from below the knees
The only other ones who know
Are Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo
Why do my feet look like hobbit feet
I just want to know
If there was a competition
My feet would go pro
I could weave baskets with my leg hair
Because it is so strong
I've tried to get hired in the shire
Just to look like I belong
My ankles toes and heals
Are perfect replicas
When someone says those look like hobbit feet
I roll my eyes like duh
Even Gollum's feet look better than mine
At least that's how I feel
It's hard having hobbit feet
Because they have zero appeal
Why do my feet look like hobbit feet
I just want to know
I've been told I could make a ton of dough
If I joined a circus show
I would go to the doctor
But I guess there's nothing wrong
I may have hobbit feet but don't worry ladies
I ain't got a hobbit dong
Sing it with me
I ain't got a hobbit dong
He ain't got a hobbit dong
He ain't got a hobbit
He ain't got a hobbit
I ain't got a hobbit dong
Still, my feet look so wrong

I use my socks to cover up
A secret I don't share
I do not want to be abrupt
So you better beware
My toenails look like gargoyles
On Quasimodo's toes
But they look the most like a kind of foot
That everybody knows
Why do my feet look like hobbit feet
I just want to know
If I shave my leg hair
It comes back worse when it grows
Peter Jackson's makeup designer
Really did me wrong
I hate the way my feet look
It's the whole point of this whole song
There are palaces of calluses
That could never be removed
And hair on top of every toe
Like ten weird tiny dudes
It's hard having feet like these
Hating yourself from below the knees
The only other ones who know
Are Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo
Why do my feet look like hobbit feet
I just want to know
If there was a competition
My feet would go pro
I could weave baskets with my leg hair
Because it is so strong
I've tried to get hired in the shire
Just to look like I belong
My ankles toes and heals
Are perfect replicas
When someone says those look like hobbit feet
I roll my eyes like duh
Even Gollum's feet look better than mine
At least that's how I feel
It's hard having hobbit feet
Because they have zero appeal
Why do my feet look like hobbit feet
I just want to know
I've been told I could make a ton of dough
If I joined a circus show
I would go to the doctor
But I guess there's nothing wrong
I may have hobbit feet but don't worry ladies
I ain't got a hobbit dong
Sing it with me
I ain't got a hobbit dong
He ain't got a hobbit dong
He ain't got a hobbit
He ain't got a hobbit
I ain't got a hobbit dong
Still, my feet look so wrong