Lou Kelly - Filthy Feline Lyrics

In a mean world of mice and fleas and no Band-aids to cover your knee
Lies a raggedy feline or rather a tiny lion
Her breath's spoiled from sour milk. Her coat's not exactly smooth as silk
She sifts through the trash to feast on apple cores, peach pits, and grease
She preys on those with awful woes who live in soiled pantyhose
She feels like life's a bitch when she
Can't scratch an itch
She can't deny the glee she gets when her prey screams SAVE ME
No one has ever escaped her

Claws
The worst of it all
Pinned down with your face in the dirt
Can't get up to crawl

Goddamn filthy feline with blood on her claws
(She) takes impeccable care licking murder off her paws
Such an ugly scowl
Make you screech and howl
She's the filthiest feline with blood on her claws

Ev'ry hump gave her a litter and with ev'ry batch made her bitter
So she walked her kittens down the street to test the theory if cats can really land on their feet
Tossed them off the bridge by the scruff of their necks to see her babies fly
It could be worst. They could be under her

Claws
The worst of it all
Pinned down with your face in the dirt
Can't get up to crawl

Goddamn filthy feline with blood on her claws
(She) takes impeccable care licking murder off her paws
Such an ugly scowl
Make you screech and howl
She's the filthiest feline with blood on her claws

Goddamn filthy feline with blood on her claws
(She) takes impeccable care licking murder off her paws
Such an ugly scowl
Make you screech and howl
She's the filthiest feline with blood on her claws
Hungrier than swine who eats her mice raw
Ugly but divine despite her flaws

The filthiest feline