Lou Kelly - Mother Funker Lyrics

Momma gonna put you into your place
Momma say she gonna sit on your face
People call it backwards birth
Feels like you're swallowed by the earth
Momma say you gotta ugly mug
She squash you like a bug
Momma says you ain't a man
She gonna chew you up and spit you out
Ain't nothin' but trouser trout

Man Eater. Boy Beater
Love takes its toll
She needs a 2-liter spunk feeder
Up in her hole
She needs a rock in her roll
Mother Funker

Momma don't want no diamond ring
She wants them fleshy things
She makes cows look slim
She gonna chew you up and spit you out
Ain't nothin' but trouser trout without the length

Man Eater. Boy Beater
Love takes its toll
She needs a 2-liter spunk feeder
Up in her hole
She needs a rock in her roll
Mother Funker

Man Eater. Boy Beater
Love takes its toll
She needs a 2-liter spunk feeder
Up in her hole
She needs a rock in her roll
Mother Funker
Yeah, she's a Mother Funker
She got-got-got-got-got that spunk to her step
She's a funk lovin', hunk humpin', chunk of woman