Matt Wixson - The Two Commandments Lyrics

Don't be a dick, learn how to deal
Don't be a dick, learn how to deal

I say we don't need any gods
Or anti-marijuana laws
We shouldn't kill people just to prove that killing's wrong
We shouldn't think of meat as food
Or terrorize the ones that do
The people on the tube should only tell you news that's true

Don't be a dick (don't be a dick!)
Learn how to deal (learn how to deal!)
Don't be a dick (don't be a dick!)
Learn how to deal (learn how to deal!)

We shouldn't threaten kids with Hell
But we should ask and we should tell
There should be more to life than accumulating wealth
Don't ever side against the poor
And never ever start a war
And always speak your mind cuz that's what freedom's for!

Don't be a dick (don't be a dick!)
Learn how to deal (learn how to deal!)
Don't be a dick (don't be a dick!)
Learn how to deal (learn how to deal!)

Two commandments is enough (one two!)
Two commandments is enough (one two!)