Broccoli Lyrics Meanings
by NOW

I don't like you
Every time I look, I hate the view
Putting you in my mouth, I can't stomach
If I ever do, you'll come up with
God fucking dam, I hate those greens
I know I'm taking this to extremes
But I can never get over your texture
Makes me wanna go full-on Dexter
I know you're super high in Vitamin C
But I can't stand you broccoli
You may look like a tiny tree
For me your as welcome as drag in Tennessee
If you weren't green, and actually tasted good
Maybe I could've endured
Could've endured
God fucking dam, I hate those greens
I know I'm taking this to extremes
But I can never get over your texture
Makes me wanna go full-on Dexter
I know you're super high in Vitamin C
But I can't stand you broccoli
Within a perfect world, you wouldn't exist
Oh, wouldn't that be the perfect gift
Of course, you do
So you could be steamed, sauteed, or roasted
I will never have you ingested
God fucking dam, I hate those greens
I know I'm taking this to extremes
But I can never get over your texture
Makes me wanna go full-on Dexter
I know you're super high in Vitamin C
But I can't stand you broccoli
Damn I fucking hate you, broccoli
Fuck ya, fuck ya, broccoli

I don't like you
Every time I look, I hate the view
Putting you in my mouth, I can't stomach
If I ever do, you'll come up with
God fucking dam, I hate those greens
I know I'm taking this to extremes
But I can never get over your texture
Makes me wanna go full-on Dexter
I know you're super high in Vitamin C
But I can't stand you broccoli
You may look like a tiny tree
For me your as welcome as drag in Tennessee
If you weren't green, and actually tasted good
Maybe I could've endured
Could've endured
God fucking dam, I hate those greens
I know I'm taking this to extremes
But I can never get over your texture
Makes me wanna go full-on Dexter
I know you're super high in Vitamin C
But I can't stand you broccoli
Within a perfect world, you wouldn't exist
Oh, wouldn't that be the perfect gift
Of course, you do
So you could be steamed, sauteed, or roasted
I will never have you ingested
God fucking dam, I hate those greens
I know I'm taking this to extremes
But I can never get over your texture
Makes me wanna go full-on Dexter
I know you're super high in Vitamin C
But I can't stand you broccoli
Damn I fucking hate you, broccoli
Fuck ya, fuck ya, broccoli