Hello miss, how are you today?
What brings you round this way?
Coming in has been all worthwhile
For your company and virtual smile
So, tell me, what's been going down?
How's your boy been feeling now?
And can I say while it's just us two?
I think I'm slowly falling for you
I love the fact you can make me laugh
And leave my troubles somewhere far
I love your youthful energy
And the truth is I like you just as you are
You don't seem yourself today
You don't shine in your radiant way
Don't seem happy in your skin
Say you're fat and you wanna be thin
I'm so sorry about your news
They say these things happen in twos
But I'm glad you like those flowers
And I can be there in a couple of hours
I love the way you hold my interest
And how you keep me up all night
I know you often need assurance
But the truth is I like you just as you are
I've not heard from you today
Or for a dozen yesterdays
Now you can call me cynical
But I think you've taken me for a fool
I love the way you steal my money
And you fill your cooking jar
Where you hide is speculation
But I suggest you stay there, just as you are