Petunia-Liebling MacPumpkin - House Plants Lyrics

"Help, help, help! I'm drowning, I am
Drowning in a pile of quicksand"

Gushing liquid nation, they lived underneath the sea
They lived underwater where the jellyfish do flee
Fling the ketchup on the ceiling where they always watch
Don't you ever let the house plants get between us

Wake up all the house plants
Wake them in the noon
Wake up all the house plants
But never too soon-never too soon
Wake up all the house plants
Wake them in the noon
Wake up all the house plants
But never too soon
No, no, never too soon
No, no, never too soon

Living in my attic was a frozen octopus
Eating all the house plants while the dormouse ate not much
Woodwork in the attic was transparent, but not too clear
And all of the house plants would never stand in fear

Wake up all the house plants
Wake them in the noon
Wake up all the house plants
But never too soon-never too soon
Wake up all the house plants
Wake them in the noon
Wake up all the house plants
But never too soon-never too soon
No, no, never too soon

Undermation of the hourglass is not a merry tune
Wake up all the house plants never too soon
Undermation of the hourglass is not a merry tune
Wake up all the house plants but never too soon
No, never too soon