RICH HOMIE SQUIRTLE - Ways To Save Money Lyrics

I actually have a foolproof method to save you some real money
If you have a girlfriend be prepared because this method is about to get ugly
See what you need to do is calculate around what time is her birthday
Then what you're going to do is breakup with her a week before her birthday
If it's February break up with her around February 7th
Your love life will be in shambles but your pockets will be in heaven
If it's Christmas time breakup with her in December
Don't cut it too close or a gift may still be expected
Four pockets full save my bread on May eleventh
Move to New Jersey and live in your mothers basement
Give up a stable career and try to start a podcast
Block her on everything and get over your toxic ex
I'm continuing the methods don't be shocked at what's next
Even if it goes no where hit up her best friend
You don't need to have sex but it presents disrespect
But if you can by all means do have Sëx
2022 is the year of Sex
EdwardLee stamped that so there's no going back
Feel like Noel in Florida there's no going back
My ex bitch hit me up but there's no going back
Once I fall out of love there is no going back
Jesses reverse gear is broken there is no going back
You just crossed half court there is no going back
Spent a day in New Jersey trust me there's no going back
You KNOW I go to bed around midnight, once I'm in the crib there's no going back
You stole my fucking beanie, once I get the drop I'm getting it back
It is what it is I move on and turn my back
A lot of people in my past have stabbed me in my back
No response IS a response I'm always gonna remember that
Feel like EdwardLee's aunt's dog the way I'm breaking my neck
EdwardLee's aunt's wiener dog jumped off a three foot couch landed on his neck and broke his neck
The dog died instantly just like I did the first time I heard this story
I cannot fathom how much i would've been laughing if I seen this happen right in front of me
I asked my barber to cut the Drake CLB heart into my hairline but he refused
I got out of my chair and Will Smith slapped him till he was black and blue
When Chance runs glitter he returns home black and blue
When Chance returns home from sex his vital organs are black and blue
Chance abuses women and covers it up by calling it rough sex
Me Chance & EdwardLee celebrated right person wrong time by going to the function
Finding the hoes and having some sex
Well, tbh they did I got too drunk and passed out around two am
Every woman I've ever fucked with knows to keep shit on the down low
Try to post me or tag me you must be out your fucking mind hoe
I'm very much proud of you but you have to understand I'm gate keeping you from the bros
Being involved with me means you know how to keep your mouth shut
When your friends ask just play it cool, we met a minute ago but no we have not fucked
I've been getting sloppy with my work lately
Ex bitches and family members finding out who I fucked
Now I gotta play it low, clean out my own truck
Said you feel it coming like weekend and daft punk
Turn off my comments and remove you from my following list
I refuse to be pressed I promise I'm not allowing this
Today I refuse to stress myself out over things I can't control or change.
My smile has spent years hiding so much of my pain
Through my friends and family I've regained so much of my lost strength
I was fighting my demons and along the way I lost my faith
But my mental health does not define who I am as a person
The timing was wrong but I really did truly meet the right person
EdwardLee dosen't call it SËX he calls it insertion

I actually have a foolproof method to save you some real money
If you have a girlfriend be prepared because this method is about to get ugly
See what you need to do is calculate around what time is her birthday
Then what you're going to do is breakup with her a week before her birthday
If it's February break up with her around February 7th
Your love life will be in shambles but your pockets will be in heaven
If it's Christmas time breakup with her in December
Don't cut it too close or a gift may still be expected
Four pockets full save my bread on May eleventh
Move to New Jersey and live in your mothers basement
Give up a stable career and try to start a podcast
Block her on everything and get over your toxic ex
I'm continuing the methods don't be shocked at what's next
Even if it goes no where hit up her best friend
You don't need to have sex but it presents disrespect
But if you can by all means do have Sëx
2022 is the year of Sex
EdwardLee stamped that so there's no going back
Feel like Noel in Florida there's no going back
My ex bitch hit me up but there's no going back
Once I fall out of love there is no going back
Jesses reverse gear is broken there is no going back
You just crossed half court there is no going back
Spent a day in New Jersey trust me there's no going back
You KNOW I go to bed around midnight, once I'm in the crib there's no going back
You stole my fucking beanie, once I get the drop I'm getting it back
It is what it is I move on and turn my back
A lot of people in my past have stabbed me in my back
No response IS a response I'm always gonna remember that
Feel like EdwardLee's aunt's dog the way I'm breaking my neck
EdwardLee's aunt's wiener dog jumped off a three foot couch landed on his neck and broke his neck
The dog died instantly just like I did the first time I heard this story
I cannot fathom how much i would've been laughing if I seen this happen right in front of me
I asked my barber to cut the Drake CLB heart into my hairline but he refused
I got out of my chair and Will Smith slapped him till he was black and blue
When Chance runs glitter he returns home black and blue
When Chance returns home from sex his vital organs are black and blue
Chance abuses women and covers it up by calling it rough sex
Me Chance & EdwardLee celebrated right person wrong time by going to the function
Finding the hoes and having some sex
Well, tbh they did I got too drunk and passed out around two am
Every woman I've ever fucked with knows to keep shit on the down low
Try to post me or tag me you must be out your fucking mind hoe
I'm very much proud of you but you have to understand I'm gate keeping you from the bros
Being involved with me means you know how to keep your mouth shut
When your friends ask just play it cool, we met a minute ago but no we have not fucked
I've been getting sloppy with my work lately
Ex bitches and family members finding out who I fucked
Now I gotta play it low, clean out my own truck
Said you feel it coming like weekend and daft punk
Turn off my comments and remove you from my following list
I refuse to be pressed I promise I'm not allowing this
Today I refuse to stress myself out over things I can't control or change.
My smile has spent years hiding so much of my pain
Through my friends and family I've regained so much of my lost strength
I was fighting my demons and along the way I lost my faith
But my mental health does not define who I am as a person
The timing was wrong but I really did truly meet the right person
EdwardLee dosen't call it SËX he calls it insertion