Shmoozin Shmaltzy - Pug Nose Daddy Lyrics

HEY BUDDY CAN'T YOU READ THAT SIGN
PUG NOSE DADDY
IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE YOU MUST BE BLIND
PUG NOSE DADDY

HE'S GOT A BIG FAT HEAD AND A LITTLE PUG NOSE
SWINGING & BLINGING IS THE WAY HE ROLLS
AND WHAT HE'S UP TO YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOWS
PUG NOSE DADDY

HEY BUDDY LEAVE SOME FOR ME
PUG NOSE DADDY
DON'T TAKE 'EM ALL JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE FREE
PUG NOSE DADDY

HE'S A DIRTY DOG WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS
HE JUST BARKS HE NEVER BEGS
FOR HIS SAMPLE PILLS AND HIS PICKLED EGGS
PUG NOSE DADDY

(PIANO SOLO)

HEY BUDDY I KNOW YOUR NAME
PUG NOSE DADDY
DOUBLE DIPPING IS YOUR CLAIM TO FAME
PUG NOSE DADDY

HE'S THE PUSHY BRUTE CUTTING IN THE LINE
EITHER TAKING YOURS OR HE'S TAKING MINE
WHILE HE'S CHARGING TRIPLE FOR THE OVERTIME
PUG NOSE DADDY

HEY PUGGY CAN'T YA READ THAT SIGN
ONE PER CUSTOMER