Sketch Method - C Is for Remorse Lyrics

This is an outstanding passion
I'm not one to show restraint
I see you vie to open your mouth
Your synapses whirring but sense just wont come out
My ears are filled with your bullshit
Racist rants, homophobic
I'm tasting blood from biting my tongue and as it drips down my chin I just blurt out
"You useless fucking scum!
How does a child turn into the dickhead you've become?"
We don't see eye to eye cause you're a fuckwit
But I'm a pretty nice guy so
I'll try to be sincere when I talk about your friends and how their fuckwittery never seems to end
I'm finding this tiring except for the anecdotes I tell my friends
But c is for contrition and I would invite you to pre-empt yours
C is also for contrived
C is for contrition and I would suggest to be concise but c is for contrived