Stick Martin - Half As Bad Lyrics

It's not half as bad as it used to be
I guess I got used to all her bitchin'
It's not half as bad as it used to be
I'm in the bedroom she's in the kitchen

I got myself a wife She bitches all day long
I hate the married life Guess that's why I got this song
I hate the ball and chain, It's dragging' on my leg
Her voice, it hurts my brain Someone rid me of this plague

I got myself a job Work my fingers to the bone
She says that I'm a slob All she does is bitch and moan
I got the married life Guess that's why I got this song
I got myself a wife But she bitches all day long

Half as bad, half as bad
Half as bad, half as bad

A-men