Stick Martin - I Can't Complain Lyrics

Who's your daddy, who's the man, who's the mac
Back to the shack black samurai attack
Live in the now brown cow coming out of Calicoon
And the mother fuckin' knife ran away with the spoon
Smiling at the pretty girls when they walk past me
Play my guitar, then it's time to get nasty
Pretty baby, that's the way it is
And life ain't nothing but a great big pop quiz

She's got a halo held a top her head by a set of horns
She could seduce the son of god, get on down steal his crown of thorns
That girl makes me say goddamn

All I do is play guitar
I can't complain, I can't complain
A rock star at the coffee bar
A loser in the pouring rain

Yo, I planned it, a lyrical bandit, can't stop it
Can't stand it, god damn it I'm a boogie Prophet
It's not a phase, that's what I'm trying to tell
Crazy haze, in a maze, like the legend of Zelda
I rock it with a feeling from the ceiling to the floor
Freaky Pete and the Red Horse of Course are knocking at your door
Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
But it puff puff give, when I blow the house in
(Knock, knock- who is it, it's a visit from the Stick)

Yeah she's a wild one, winking at me, showing off that pretty smile
Bird on a wire, sit next to me down by the fire for a while
That girl makes me say goddamn

All I do is play guitar
I can't complain, I can't complain
A rock star at the coffee bar
A loser in the pouring rain

Nine stories, morning glories
Do not worry if your vision gets blurry
Gotta hurry it up now and throw down hard
Cause tonite we're gonna party like rock stars

There ain't a damn thing wrong with the way she likes to move
She can supply the love and sex, while I'm laying down the groove

All I do is play guitar
I can't complain, I can't complain
A rock star at the coffee bar
A loser in the pouring rain

Prodigal son, the time has come to rise and shine
Another day is done and your running out of time
Just have to find someone and leave the rest behind
Prodigal sun, the time has come to rise and shine
And shine and shine and shine