The Free Design - Kije's Ouija Lyrics

There was a gentleman from way up north and Kije was his name
And he got strange answers from a magic board 'cause Ouija was his game
Kije's Ouija, Kije's Ouija Board
Kije's Ouija, gee, we should've believed, believed before

I took my favorite lover way up north,
we packed our boots and skis
And we found as a lodging Kije's magic house-
there he sat with a board upon his knees
Kije's Ouija, Kije's Ouija Board
Kije's Ouija, gee, we should've believed, believed before

Then he asked us would we like to sit and learn about magic,
My Ouija board will set you straight on all that's happy or tragic
We sat right down to scrutinize the weird old indicator
Neither did we understand or believe it till later
Kije's Ouija, Kije's Ouija Board
Kije's Ouija, gee, we should've believed, believed before

It told us that some wise old angel had prepared for us a special treat
that everyone who kicked a little dog would surely lose his feet
And everyone who shook his fist in anger soon would be shaking in bed,
And every single time a curse was said
someone's tongue would surely drop from his head

Now many more like this the angel will send, but you could do yourself much worse
Just push a couple buttons, let your favorite bombs completely cover over the earth
Now the angel's curse has come and gone, but everyone knew that

We didn't need a Ouija board to give us any clue
that the way we lived was far from right,
the first curse came to reckon
No one dares to ask old Kije 'bout the second
Kije's Ouija, Kije's Ouija Board
Kije's Ouija, gee, we should've believed, believed before