The Lonely Island - Dramatic Intro Lyrics

If you are under 30 and you're totally cool, then you absolutely know these guys
The Lonely Island

From their album Incredibad, please welcome The Lonely Island!
Incredibad, this is just a blast
This in my pants, lazy Sunday, Nadia
No doubt these fuckers, those two
The Lonely Island, fuck yes
The Lonely Island, they're the truth because they speak for the people!

There's no way I'll let my kids listen to it
They're Satanists and they should be boycotted!

Around the country today, citizens bring any known Lonely Island paraphernalia

Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant!

Ah, leave up out the crew
The Lonely Island, the 47th president of these United States!

And today as The Lonely Island was beaten to death with their own dicks
Outside at Old Man Strip Club

I see thousands of people, why they have to desecrate the body?

We're on the street, I see at least 300 are waitin' in front of the quadrant
And there are thousands in all the fearsome moments
Oh my God, The Lonely Island are a lot

We're removing the fans from their various cools and heading back into the studio

The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us
After experiences like this
God only knows what they will create