The Modal Nodes - (One Ton) Tauntaun Lyrics

You thought they smelled bad on the outside
These rideable lizards with fur
But if you're snowbound and need a ride
There is no foot more sure

Their lengthy claws can cut through ice
With double nostrils they'll smell you twice
Through snow and wind they'll persevere
They're trusty through and through
Their climate can be challenging
Their tail is great for balancing
They bound around from there to here
Like a funky kangaroo. You
Surely can't survive on Hoth without them
Without them Echo Base would just be screwed

Han! You're riding on a double taun
You're stylin', got your parka on
You're searchin' because Luke is gone
On your one ton tauntaun!

Han! You're crusin' like the Autobahn
In a furry hat like Genghis Kahn
With crazy strides just like LeBron
On your one ton tauntaun!

They're faster than a cannonball
They're sure-footed, but that's not all
The sounds they make are quite unique
And once again, they stink
At least they have a lot of fur
To cover up their foul blubber
You can lead a tauntaun to water
But on the planet Hoth it's ice. They
Were running wild before the rebels tamed them
Now to a higher cause they lend their paws

Han! You're riding on a double taun
You're stylin', got your parka on
You're searchin' because Luke is gone
On your one ton tauntaun!

Han, you're crusin' like the Autobahn
In a furry hat like Genghis Kahn
With crazy strides just like LeBron
On your one ton tauntaun!

Tauntaun