What's Left? - Jokes on Me Lyrics

My pant legs are wet
And I can't help but feel upset to think about when they'll be dry
I'm using windex
To clean the glass that I have cleaned so many times before
It's such a chore
Life's a bore
The jokes on me
And you all laugh
It's funny, it really is

Live life lackluster
Met Mary, don't trust her
I can see it in her eyes
She can see through all my lies
And I despise the jokes on me
And you all laugh
I guess I can too
The jokes on me
And you all laugh
It's funny, aint it

I think I've heard before
That when you laugh a good laugh
You save a year of your life
Well I'm here to tell you
That if that's true
I'll live forever
A luxury I don't think that I'm prepared for
I'm unprepared for
It already feels like eternity
The laughs lately as funny as before
Settling an uneven sword
Dueling dagger vs sword
I count this last smile
Most likely as my last smile and
Once again dirty the glass