where is my spaceship - drop out of college 2: back into college Lyrics

When you're a little kid and somebody asks you
What you wanna be when you grow up
And you tell em that you wanna be the president
Or maybe that you want to be an astronaut
Or a teacher or a fire truck
Or a doctor or a dog
No one ever tells you
That it sucks to be
Anything at all

It sucks being a slacker
And it sucks bein a drone
And it sucks being addicted
But it sucks not being stoned
It sucks to be a boyfriend
And it sucks being alone

Everyones depending on me
My friends and my fucking bosses
Never thought i'd say this but i
Think i might go back to college
Honestly

So I think I'll go back to college forever
I won't take any classes
I won't write any papers
I'll just live in the basement
Like I did 10 years ago

Consider this my application
I know admissions has been waiting
Im exactly the kind of student
Youre looking for

Ill take out loan after loan
After loan after loan
They wont be my problem