EPMD - Funky Piano Lyrics

(Chuck D sample: "Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]

Straight from Brooklyn from out the projects

it's DJ Scratch so girls fix your Kotex.

The Ruler; not Slick Rick but the ruler on the mix

with ten or more tricks.

Take flicks prick but please don't miss this:

watch my DJ cut with his dick.

Yeah slick ain't it? See your moms fainted

Technique 1200 and watch scratch train it.

I'm a step off and let Scratch collect dough,

while you hear my jam with the funky piano.

("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]]

("Here with the movement of his hands")

("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch]

("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x}

[scratch]

PMD:

A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix.

No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips.

And feeds up and down is extra weak,

he strictly cross-fades club mixes every week.

Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade.

Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade.

Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'.

No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'.

From table to table, sports a Gucci cable.

EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label.

Now I'm-a step off while Scratch collects his dough,

or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano.

("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]

("Here with the movement of his hands")

("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch]

("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x}

[scratching]

("Good God!")