Technoblade - Blitz Survival Games Lyrics

Getting bored
Of Walls 2
I should find a new minigame
October, 2013
Saw the game and I thought
Oh my god
The fuck is this
So many
Op kits
But I guess
I'll play a gaaaaaame
Horse tamers, every game
Dominating winter all day long
Everybody's kits the same
Because it is so damn strong
But hey, I can survive
I get better ping here, than to the Hive
Tams and hackers, everywhere
But nobody plays blitz to be fair

So I'll keep on playing
And get horsetamer 6
My horse is fast but stupid
And I will call it Brick
Toxicologist gets added
With a level 5 stone sword
Keep going with a single dream that
One day I'll be leaderboards

Gonna join another map...
But I know it's all in vain
Trying to earn some coins...
But it's not worth the pain
Got a long list of level 7s...
No high level kits I've gained...
Keep getting rogue'd in deathmatch...
But that's just the game

Hypixel
Gets a new host
I will miss you 30 ping
Now it's on
The east coast
But now I only want one thing
To get, the youtube rank
What the fuck it's 30k subs
And I join the Elite teaaaaam
Screaming, crying, horse users
As we nerf their kit to bits
Don't worry- toxic's next
We'll completely revamp blitz
Make it
A whole new game
While i try, and rise to fame
I'll make for, myself a name
When I'm done here this game will never be the same

So I release my first montage
Become a rising star
People blame my hit detection
Because of my 5 bar...
But it was the first of many
And I buy armorer 10
People blame thorns constantly but
I still make one again

I name it Unexpected
Later I release Life
My personal favorite
Flawlesses left and right
But Blitz has some new problems
And this one's pretty dumb
Only one map ever fills up
Why is it Caelum?

Remove caelum and replace it with v2
But it's still half the things people queue
So many teams the forums explode
So we release an update: team mode

That was my last move
And I leave the Elite Team
People ask me why but
I must follow my dreams
So I guess that marks the end of
My whole 9 month regime
But I'm telling you the game is
Better off than it seems

So that was Blitz
It's been over a year
Nowadays there's nothing
But lots of diamond gear
There's five scouts in each round
It's getting quite insane
I keep getting janitored but
That's just the game