Garnet Mine - Bumper Stickers Lyrics

Tell me why, tell me why did I not think of this before
I had no clue this was an issue, now my ideas are fully formed
I don't need my own opinion now that you've expressed yours
Thanks to all those bumper stickers on your '96 Ford

You searched online all day and all night
To find five words to summarize your plight
You'll recruit more members to join in the fight
In that little bit of space left below your left taillight

Tell me why, tell me why did I not think of this before
I had no clue this was an issue, now my ideas are fully formed
I don't need my own opinion now that you've expressed yours
Thanks to all those bumper stickers on your '96 Ford

Your thoughts couldn't be captured in a magazine
Too important for an article you have to read
Can't find them in the pages of a book or on a screen
Put the stickers on your bumper where they can be seen

Tell me why, tell me why did I not think of this before
I had no clue this was an issue, now my ideas are fully formed
I don't need my own opinion now that you've expressed yours
Thanks to all those bumper stickers on your '96 Ford

Is a turn signal really too much to ask
How do you drive with your face pressed up against the glass
Are you ever gonna fix that windshield crack
How do you reach those tissues when they're all the way in the back