John Mingolla - Erection Alarm Lyrics

Boys who masturbate are sick in the head
You'll get pimples the teacher said
The insane asylum or even dead
Don't touch your Teddy when you're in bed
Watch violence on TV instead

Victorian sexual suppression
Can give you a penis erection
The church is no exception
It gave us a social infection

19th-century morality
Is not today's reality
Auto-erotic activities are common
In towns and cities

So when you get an erection
Give it some affection
Use your imagination
And tell it to the nation

Victorian sexual suppression
Can give you a penis erection
The church is no exception
It gave us a social infection

So when you get an erection
Give it some affection
Use your imagination
And tell it to the nation