Lucky Doug Fergus - Superior Boy Lyrics

I got my first girlfriend and i'm only eight
How this happened I don't know but now I think it's great
Of course there is already a book for guys like me
I rode my bike to check it out at the library

It's the way of the superior boy what would that guy do?
It's the way of the superior boy read it and you'll have a clue

She wants me to sit down when I take a pee
Send her goofy love notes forget it that's not me
Then I looked in my book and found in chapter one
It clearly states its good for me to leave my comfort zone

It's the way of the superior boy what would that guy do?
It's the way of the superior boy read it and you'll have a clue

She said look how pretty the sunrise
I said let's go out and make mud pies
She loves talking playground politics
I would rather build a fort from sticks

My big brother told me there is a better way
Instead of yanking pony tails and making her eat clay
Try to understand now girls are people too
Maybe you should read again it's all in chapter two

It's the way of the superior boy what would that guy do?
It's the way of the superior boy read it and you'll have a clue
It's the way of the superior boy what would that guy do?
It's the way of the superior boy read it and you'll have a clue