Remy Ma - Conceited Messages (skit) Lyrics

(phone ringing)

Voice Mail Greeting:
KID: "all you niggaz, callin here for my mommy, stay of her shit! Like that daddy?"

(FIRST UNHEARD MESSEGE)

Guy: now you don't answer the phone, fuckin bitch. that's why I fucked the shit outta you you fuckin bitch! I hope all them terror squad niggaz is runnin through you you fuckin bitch! and I'ma call the radio station about how I fucked the shit outta you and I had my dick in you're mouth you bitch! I fuckin hate chu you fuckin dirrty bitch. fuckin black ass pussy, I ain't callin you neva again! next time I see you I'ma put my dick right in you're mouth you bitch!

(CLICK) MESSEGE ERASED

Guy: yooo! call me back yo! I was just playin yo! call me back yo just, nah mean? I wanna talk to you for a minute. k? alright

(CLICK) MESSEGE ERASED

girl: yo remy? you don't' know me but I'm just aware of the fact that I'm the bitch that's fuckin my man. and when his phone be ringing over and over again, early in the morning, that be me. he lives with me. he loves me. I'm not going no where. we have 33 kids together. and I ain't going no where. he loves me. he lives with me, and tell him when he get home, I'm fuckin him up!

(CLICK) MESSEGE ERASED

girl: yo rem, itz me! whoever you with, ditch that nigga! I'm with two niggaz right now and they ready to do EVERYTHING son! EVERYTHING! yo, one nigga talkin bout, there's sum um bout remy... check this out, when you get this messege, bring the dutches wit chu when you come, and son, this time, DO NOT FORGET THE CAM CORDER!