Rodney Carrington - Don't Look Now Lyrics

Well I remember way back when I was just a boy
Goin' places with my mom and dad
It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act
After six or seven beers she's had
We were sittin' at a table when momma got disabled
All the liquor runnin' through her head
Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin'
When he grabbed me by the arm and said

"Don't look now your momma's got her boobs out
Showing everybody in town"
Faces turnin' red, we were wishin we were dead
There where people standing all around
When momma gets to drinkin' there ain't much thinkin'
There's nothing anybody can do
Just hope and pray there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with you

Well we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home
When momma said she had to go
Daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder
While mom was puttin' on a show
Well he started up the truck and momma stood up
With her pants still around her knees
When we heard momma holler
"If ya give me a dollar, well, I'll let you take a peek at these"

"Don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out
Showin' everybody in town"
Faces turnin' red, we were wishing we were dead
There were people standing all around
When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin'
There's nothing anybody can do
Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with you

Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with you