The Scaffold - Goodbat Nightman Lyrics

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
The thieves go to jail for a very long time
They had a hard day helping clean up the town
They hang from the mantle these both upside down
A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs
Batman and Robin are saying the hurse

God bless Superman and Superwoman
Aquaman and Aquawoman
Ironman and Ironwoman
Spiderman and Spiderwoman
Plasticman and Plasticwoman
Crazyman an

Be be batman

Yes Robin?

Was there ever a Batwoman?

There was once, boy wonder, a long time back

Where is she now?

I'm afraid she's no longer with us

Oh, you mean?

Yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky

Holy sti-batwoman, what happened?

She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile

Suicide?

Batricide

Gosh, why didn't I think of that?

They locked all the doors and they put out the bat (meow)
They put on the bat-jarmers
We like doing that
Filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds
With two springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads
They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep
Batman and Robin are falling asleep

W-where are you going Batman?

The bedroom
Holyluya