Uncle Jim - Rain Rain Rain Lyrics

Some people really hate the rain
All they do is complain
About the ugly stinkin' weather
But It might get pretty serious
If the rain didn't rain on us
Could we keep it together?

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There'd be no sleet or snow
To help the big fat wheat to grow
To make the donuts with the sparkly tops
There'd be no meat or fish to bake
No apple pie or chocolate cake
You'd gladly eat a couple carrot tops

You wouldn't have any fun
Cause there wouldn't be anyone to play with
Not even that kid who lives down the block
There'd be absolutely nothing to eat
Except a little cream of wheat
And I think I'd rather eat a dirty sock

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There wouldn't be any post man or fireman
Or any kind of animal with a nose or a snoot
The mail wouldn't ever come
Your house just might burn down
Including all your favorite loot

Without the rain you'd be really thirsty,
Really, really angry
When you'd find out there¹s no ice cream.
Your eyes would probably get so dry,
You couldn't even cry
You'd say Gosh I wish that I could scream.

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No snow cones or cellular phones
Or piccolos or bass trombones
To make the music in the park
The rivers would all run dry
And you would probably wonder why
You were standing in the dark

It¹s that hydroelectric power that failed
That makes those turbines wail
That keeps all that electricity goin'
So when it's time for your show and tell
You¹ll be doin¹ well
When it's a couple of rain drops that you¹re showin'

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