Victoria Vox - Mail Order Bride Lyrics

Looking for love in all the wrong places
Profiles full of enticing faces
In the market, shopping online
You'll find me, your Mail Order Bride

If you order me you will get
A beautiful wife with a great set
Blonde hair, blue eyes
Guaranteed to mesmerize

I'm looking for a change of pace
A new life in a new place
I hope he's rich and handsome too
But beggars aren't allowed to choose

Mail Order Bride
Won't you give it a try
Mail Order Bride
Around the world, you'll find a girl
Who'll stick by your side

If you love kids, sex and cooking
I’ll be your wife, so you can stop looking
Send the ticket, the visa too
I'm ready to be wedded to you

Mail Order Bride
Won't you give it a try
Mail Order Bride
Around the world, you'll find a girl
Who'll stick by your side

I'm quite the catch and far from lazy
Ready to try something wild and crazy
You are lonely and I am too
How about a rendezvous?

Mail Order Bride
Won't you give it a try
Mail Order Bride
Around the world, you'll find a girl
Who'll stick by your side

Looking for love in all the wrong places
Profiles full of enticing faces
In the market, shopping online
You'll find me, your Mail Order Bride