C.J. Watson - You Need To... (Skit) Lyrics

You need to make music that I can shake my ass to
Make me want to put my hands on my knees and put my ass up on a nigga
Well let me see it then

Aye bro
Sup
You know you need to dumb it down a little bit
I mean you dope and all but people ain't always trying
To hear that deep word play all the time
I like it
You just need to make it simple
You know for other people
Man its Hip-Hop bro what

You need to get a face tattoo
Maybe grow your hair out and dye it
That's the wave now a days
Yeah CJ
You need to do that
Nah you tripping

You need to make your songs more pop
More boom clap beats
To get on the radio
I love your message I just love it
It's just too urban to be played over the air
Maybe talk about bitches and money and killing and drugs
Oh and the hood
Yeah you need to do that and we'll definitely put that in rotation
Clown ass

You need to sing on all your songs
That's what all the rappers do now anyway
Might as well do the same things they do
I can't even sing though

You need to rap faster
I love rappers that rap fast
Or try mumbling
I love that too
I don't know what they be saying all the time but them beats go hard and it's lit
I'll pass on that one

Alright bro this what you need to do
You need to make a beef with somebody more famous than you
That will get people looking at you and then you on bro
You need to do that right away
Bro I don't even know what the fuck you just said my nigga

You need to get shot
Everybody loves a rapper that got shot

Yeah man y'all wild for that one
Listen man
I appreciate the unsolicited advice
But thanks but no thanks
I'm just gone be me
CJ Watson