Dave Taylor - Range Rover Lyrics

I've been a total airhead for many a long year
And medical science can find no known cure
But somehow I've gathered up gold in great store
So I've gone out and bought a bloody great 4 x 4

And it's Stuff The Planet
Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover
So the neighbours can see

Though I work in an office from morning till late
You'd think that I came off my country estate
And my credit rating means I've got a huge loan
Like Toad of Toad Hall, I'm like God on his throne

And it's Stuff The Planet
Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover
So the neighbours can see

If a Range Rover's slightly out of my price range
A Daihitsumishibishiboshi will do just the same
See my radiator grill full in your rear view
I'll be right up your backside a tailgating you

And it's Stuff The Planet
Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover
So the neighbours can see

As a lifestyle statement, I need this beast
Though the fuel consumption's prodigal to say the least
On a narrow country road, I won't budge an inch
As straddling the white line I drive you in the ditch

And it's Stuff The Planet
Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover
So the neighbours can see

Now the wife's got one too, for the school run it's great
Though we only live twenty five yards from the gates
Watch her mounting the kerb, with shopping on her mind
Scattering children and cones across the double yellow lines

And it's Stuff The Planet
Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover
So the neighbours can see

Perched up on high, King of all that I survey
Annoyed when the world won't get out of my way
My garage mechanic he doesn't miss a trick
And he always knows where he can find the dipstick

And it's Stuff The Planet - king of the road
Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover
So the neighbours can see
And it's Stuff The Planet -twat in a twatwagon
Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover
So the neighbours can see