Dave Taylor - Won't Fool Me Lyrics

You won't fool me with your snake oil charm
No, you won't fool me
You won't fool me with all your smarm
No, you won't fool me
You won't fool me with your 3 piece suit
Or with your plastic substitute
Or your stall of rotten fruit
No, you won't fool me

You won't fool me with your strong and stable
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with your Tower of Babel
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with tomorrow's jam
Won't fool me with your cunning plan
Your austerity is just a scam
No, you won't fool me

I've been around too many years
And I'm not wet behind the ears
So why don't you just disappear
No, you won't fool me

You won't fool me with your soundbite
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with your bullshite
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with technology
Won't fool me with your BBC
Or with your buy one get one free
No, you won't fool me

You won't fool me with your widescreen
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with your foolproof scheme
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with your politics
Won't fool me with your bag of tricks
Won't fool me with your get rich quick
No, you won't fool me

I've been around too many years
And I'm not wet behind the ears
So why don't you just disappear
No, you won't fool me

You won't fool me with your special deal
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with your sex appeal
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with your honest face
Won't fool me with your rat race
Won't fool me with your songs of praise
No, you won't fool me

You won't fool me with your flag waving
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with your marketing
No, you won't fool me
Won't fool me with transparency
Or your fake sincerity
Or your reality TV
No, you won't fool me

I've been around too many years
And I'm not wet behind the ears
So why don't you just disappear
No, you won't fool me