Dean Richardson - Ambulance Lyrics

One, two, three, four

See the man walking down the street
Notice his walk, his stride, his leather briefcase
Ahead of him I see a patch of ice
But I won't warn him, I'd be a disgrace
The man slips, slides, and falls I must say
I try not to laugh, I wanted it that way
He lies sprawled, lying on the ground
The contents of his briefcase lying all around

I hear an ambulance, which I didn't call
I stop laughing at the man's fall
I hear an ambulance, which I didn't call
I stop laughing
Ha ha ha ha ha

The ambulance was a nice one, it skidded on the ice and ran the man over
Went into the ditch, I heard the man yelp
I didn't understand, I didn't wanna help
Along came a sander but sand it didn't carry
It smashed into the ambulance, I was rather merry
They picked up the man, who was screaming
If they looked in my direction, they would see I was beaming

I hear an ambulance, which I didn't call
I stop laughing at the man's fall
I hear an ambulance, which I didn't call
I stop laughing
Ha ha ha ha ha

See the man walking down the street
Notice his walk, his stride, his leather briefcase
Ahead of him I see a patch of ice
But I won't warn him, I'd be a disgrace
The man slips, slides, and falls I must say
I try not to laugh, I wanted it that way
He lies sprawled, lying on the ground
The contents of his briefcase lying all around