Dolly Parton - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Lyrics

You're not gonna believe what I saw, ha

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't hear me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

I saw it with my own two eyes
Not only were they kissing
They were drinking milk and eating cookies together
Now I know how to keep a secret
'Cause I want to stay on Santa's good side
You don't just tell everything you know
Nu-uh

(I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus)
(Underneath the mistletoe last night)
She didn't hear me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

But I wasn't
I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Don't you go telling it either
It's our secret, ha, ha