FiveSidedDice - Vegan Bombshell Lyrics

She looks for angst and passion
You ain't got none of that, man
Go back to apathetic swag girls
And the hypocrites

She loves black sheep and fighters
Not eating steak in diners
And she offers free eye shiners
To carnists and speciesists

She's the hottest chick on the block
But she will never ride your cock
Unless you're burning slaughterhouses
To the ground at night
And she will not let you inside
If you have beings inside your pie
If you still believe the lies then
Dude, I'm sorry but...

If you eat beef
Then you just ain't getting hers
She's a vegan bombshell
And if you eat cheese
Then don't bother with those cheesy pick-up lines
Coz she's a vegan bombshell

Online the guys all perv but
She won't want anyone that
Can't chow down on soy burgers
After late night parties

The only meat that she'll eat
Is from the passenger seat
But only if you're free
Of living beings dead bodies

She's so sought after, it's insane
She doesn't believe it's humane
To kill anything
Solely for your palette pleasure
So no cheap excuses for her
No sexy time if you wear fur
She finds soy milk mustaches
A turn on
If you eat beef
Then you just ain't getting hers
She's a vegan bombshell
And if you eat cheese
Then don't bother with those cheesy pick-up lines
Coz she's a vegan bombshell