Goin' Places - Relationship Sneakers Lyrics

She was at the mall
She saw them there
The new white sneakers
That I would wear
She didn't look twice
She bought them for me that night
She came home with a shopping bag
She said "Try these on"
As she ripped off the tag
I knew there was something
She was trying to tell me, alright
She didn't waste a second
She pulled off my old shoes
Then threw them in the garbage
All the way across the room
I said "Wait a minute...I like my Cons a lot"
Then she said
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
Whoa oh oh
You lace them up tight
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
You'd better put them on
Or you won't get laid tonight
I heard her on the phone
Talking with her friend
"Dressing him up is like playing Barbie and Ken
So let's go shopping
And buy more clothes for my doll"
I thought that she was only joking around
But then she came with a bag from Aeropostale
She said "Wear this...no more t shirts for you"
I wore my shoes to practice
My friends said "What are those?"
I told them that my girlfriend bought me brand spanking new clothes
They asked me where my Cons were
I tried to change the subject yea
But they said
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
Whoa oh oh
You lace them up tight
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
You'd better put them on
Or you won't get laid tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
Whoa oh oh
You lace them up tight
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
You'd better put them on
Or you won't get laid tonight
Whoa oh oh
Get rid of those sneakers
Whoa oh oh
It might start a fight
Whoa oh oh
Tell her you still love her
But wear your Chuck Taylors when you leave the house tonight
Tonight

She was at the mall
She saw them there
The new white sneakers
That I would wear
She didn't look twice
She bought them for me that night
She came home with a shopping bag
She said "Try these on"
As she ripped off the tag
I knew there was something
She was trying to tell me, alright
She didn't waste a second
She pulled off my old shoes
Then threw them in the garbage
All the way across the room
I said "Wait a minute...I like my Cons a lot"
Then she said
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
Whoa oh oh
You lace them up tight
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
You'd better put them on
Or you won't get laid tonight
I heard her on the phone
Talking with her friend
"Dressing him up is like playing Barbie and Ken
So let's go shopping
And buy more clothes for my doll"
I thought that she was only joking around
But then she came with a bag from Aeropostale
She said "Wear this...no more t shirts for you"
I wore my shoes to practice
My friends said "What are those?"
I told them that my girlfriend bought me brand spanking new clothes
They asked me where my Cons were
I tried to change the subject yea
But they said
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
Whoa oh oh
You lace them up tight
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
You'd better put them on
Or you won't get laid tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
Whoa oh oh
You lace them up tight
Whoa oh oh
Relationship sneakers
You'd better put them on
Or you won't get laid tonight
Whoa oh oh
Get rid of those sneakers
Whoa oh oh
It might start a fight
Whoa oh oh
Tell her you still love her
But wear your Chuck Taylors when you leave the house tonight
Tonight