John Denver, The Muppets - Christmas Is Coming Lyrics

Scooter? (Yes Ma'am)
Gonzo? (Check)
Robin? (Yes, Miss Piggy)
This is what we are going to sing

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fast (nice)
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny a ha-penny will do
If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you (good)

Now Scooter (uh-huh) you come in after my first line and you two boys follow (ahem)
Christmas is coming the goose is getting fast (ow)
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny a ha-penny will do
If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fast
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny a ha-penny will do
If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fast
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny a ha-penny will do (God bless you)
If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you (God Bless you)
If you haven't got a ha-penny (uh, Miss Piggy?) Hm? (We're finished)
Oh I knew that