Johnny Mercer, The Pied Pipers - The Riddle Song Lyrics

Did you ever play riddles when you were a kid
You don't have to answer i know you did
I'll ask the questions you try not to miss
But you thinking cap on and answer me this
On a hill there is a mill, behind the mill there is a wall and under the wall there is a key supposed you could tell me what it could be
Mmmm let me see that sounds to me like Milwaukee

Now you know how it is done come on and try another one and answer me this a simple riddle its round on both ends and high in the middle
Uhhuh think i know, that sounds to me like Ohio
It's so simple when you hear it done it's so simple and its lots of fun

This one you hold in your hands, you will find it on a million stands,
And in it you'll see oh smokey stopper its black and white and read all over
That one cuts a caper, what is the answer, its a paper
Hey there piper it's gettin' late please hurry up and interrogate
We just remembered we know a few
Ok fellas what ya got new
Well here's one what has legs but it cant walk
A chair has legs but it can't walk
What has a mouth but its cant talk
A river has a mouth and it can't talk
Whats a horn that cannot blow
Well it must be a shoehorn that cant blow

It's so simple when you hear it done
It's so simple and it's lots of fun

Now i'll leave ya with a quote
Get ya gang and take a vote
And if they all wanna play a little
You'll find this song goes with any riddle
It's a riddle song