Joyner Lucas - Screening Evaluation (Skit) Lyrics

So listen, buddy
I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?

Okay

Is that okay, buddy?
This test is called a Rorschach test
And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you, so we can see how smart you really are
And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?

Yes

Wow, you're such a big boy
Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures
And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?

Okay

Okay, let's start with this one
What do you see in this picture, buddy?

A butterfly

Yes, that is absolutely correct
What a smart boy you are
That is a butterfly
Wow, okay, how about this picture?

That's a television

And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy
You might be a genius
How about this one?

That's a basketball

Joyner, you are so amazing
Another great answer
That is a basketball
I don't even know if I could've got that one right
Such a smart, smart boy
Okay, how about this one?

That's a condom

We're gonna try this again, you better not fuck up this time

That's a, that's a condom

Joyner, I just called you a smart boy
Please don't make me regret that statement
You know what, let's just try another picture
Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture

Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?

We're gonna try this again and you better not fuck up this time

I said it's a loaded gun

What are you, a fucking retard?
Are you stupid? Mentally challenged?
What the fuck is the matter with you?

I'm sorry

I'm trying to help you, look at the fucking picture

I am, I'm trying, I'm looking

Look at the fucking picture